@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
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@noxxhell: When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage.
@hellolanemoore: yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time
@BigBec43: *does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*
@Mr_Kapowski: Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too