@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
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@simoncholland: Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?
@GregDorris: "Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined." - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark.
@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning
@ilovepie84: This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the "Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen" that should confuse her for a while.