@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
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@lunchmane: [pearly gates] ME: whoa JESUS: sup bro! Welcome M: have you... always had a- J: falcon head? Lol yep come on in let's weigh that heart
@david8hughes: [shipwreck diary] Day 32: a plane flew over last night but I fired the only flare on day 5 to celebrate my first solid shit in over a week