@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind
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@JohnnyCrash5: Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times
@scenesfromahat: As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.