@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind
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@moose_chocolate: Some might say I peed my pants. I like to say I voided my bladder into my trousers like the classy refined gentleman that I am. #bt140
@JJSummertime: These golfers behind me keep yelling, "Take your shot!" but they haven't poured me any tequila.