@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind
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@bourgeoisalien: On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons.
@MoneypennyNaked: *deletes your contact information* Siri: Are you sure you really want to do that? You've already deleted and re-added this guy 17 times.
@Sassafrantz: *rises out of neighbor's hot tub* I'd like to talk to you guys about home alarm systems...