@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
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@CallmeMrBigs: Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft.
@AimeeHelene1: Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I'll be telling everyone it's from having sex while skydiving.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Why can't we feed the animals? Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
@Book_Krazy: I don't think 'safe sex' sounds like a very good idea. I mean, what if you get locked in and forget the combination