@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
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@dave_cactus: *sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for.
@Ohgoddessitsme: When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster.
@GibJimson: The new guy at work has been getting a lot of customer complaints lately. Probably because I wear his name tag when he's not there.