@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
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@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?
@pharmasean: “Say ur a bad girl” I’m a bad girl “oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do…” ooh i’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice
@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!