@ahoytheboat: i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos.
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@jackmackenroth: It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one.
@KenJennings: My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd
@DomBorrett: Saw a guy this morning covered from head to toe in camouflage and sporting a fluorescent safety jacket... You can't have it both ways mate
@gm_cage: My 8 yr old son asked me earlier what the first two letters of 'fun' are. I laughed, we fist bumped, and then I sent him to the corner..