@FlyJ_: I went for a long walk yesterday and my pants are still tight today. This is not how exercise is supposed to work.
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@TheEighthKnight: Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead
@matt_simpson84: My wife and I have an ongoing game called "Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House" that she doesn't know we are playing
@TheTweetOfGod: Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you "work in mysterious ways" and see how far it gets you.