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@CaptOblivious1: I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes

I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I’m fat and can’t run for more than 5 minutes

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