@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
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@KevinFarzad: The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
@DirtMcTurd: Two things you need to know about me: 1. I am hung over. 2. Sometimes I say the word over for no reason.