@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
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@theshamingofjay: A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before.
@Jen_says_nah: My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
@YesitsAl: Wife thinks I was present for every conversation she's had with anyone, ever, and assumes I know what the hell she's talking about right now
@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.