@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
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@Torriable: I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can't even afford A washer or a dryer
@kendragaylord: How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
@pixelatedboat: I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask "What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"
@Jenn_H_Scott: It's okay, everyone. I know my 3yo's screams sound like his leg was run over by a lawn mower, but he's just got some fuzz stuck to his thumb