@DurtMcHurtt: I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked.
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@JasonLastname: If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive.
@LynneMcCarthy: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest
@thegreatnanak: Me: I gotta find a purpose in life. Later: Blowing a feather trying to keep it in air