@DurtMcHurtt: I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked.
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@blimeyguvnor: I got the lyrics wrong and partied like it's 1599. Now my kitchen smells like roast peacock and I can't get this horse off my couch
@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.
@DougStanhope: I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit.