@_Shizzle: I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
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@dafloydsta: ME: *opens car door for date like a gentleman* DATE: *running and out of breath* PLEASE STOP THE CAR
@daemonic3: Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans
@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*