@LaurenRP: I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose.
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@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
@envydatropic: 75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy
@NicestHippo: You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn