@LaurenRP: I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose.
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@Adyaces: No matter how much I shake my phone, you still won't come out. Are you stuck? I think you're stuck.
@KyleMcDowell86: I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna
@PinkCamoTO: *looks at calendar* *looks at stomach* *looks at calendar* Guess I'm telling people I'm pregnant again this summer.