@LaurenRP: I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose.
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@DirtMcTurd: Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me.
@JillianKarger: I just meowed at a cat and from the way it looked back at me I am 90% sure I said something really offensive
@breatheandlove: If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet.