@hunz74: I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.
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@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times
@SaraMansford: No, I'm not "lackadaisical", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less.
@RandiLawson: Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said "This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"
@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now