@causticbob: I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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@joshgondelman: If you want to rob a white person, just say: "Stop, collaborate, and listen," then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song.
@therealeatwood: I can’t believe it’s 2017 and capital i is still indistinguishable from lowercase L
@wendchymes: Before company arrives we like to clean our house so there's no evidence that we live like circus monkeys the other 364 days of the year!