@causticbob: I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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@ScobeyWanKenobi: Just called the number of a guy I met last night and a pizza place answered. I didn't even know you could live in pizza places. I'm in love!
@tjcirimele: *cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*
@Rollinintheseat: Cyndi Lauper: “Girls just want to have fun.” Me: “Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.”