@causticbob: I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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@ColdPetRat: launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076
@vjraines: Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know
@crushingbort: *crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler