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@d2BMcG: I went to an AA meeting
I met a lot of batteries
@Grind_n_Roll: One man's cougar is another man's grandmother.
@Sassafrantz: Him: She's always doing magic tricks
Therapist: Is that true?
Me: Check your pocket.
[he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]
@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
@KababPapi: Americans: Muslims are so violent
Me: ok but police co-
Americans: shut up. Don't judge a group of people based off a select few.
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...