@FunnyMojoJojo: I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek...
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@SaraMansford: Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting.
@DownFrontArtist: The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you.
@AmishPornStar1: I long for the days when waking up with a "stiff one" wasn't referring to my lower back.