@birbigs: I went to confession and the priest said, "pics or it didn't happen."
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@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@osigat: When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.
@AndyAsAdjective: terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth
@TheOfficialTed: Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.