@birbigs: I went to confession and the priest said, "pics or it didn't happen."
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@SpacemanQuisp: Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.
@3sunzzz: I just told my son we have all the ingredients that he needs to make toast, in case you were wondering how much vodka I drank last night.
@HatfieldAnne: Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK.