@Brentweets: I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular
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@FeralCrone: I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together.
@MikeBigby: u guys do know that when u say "frig" we ALL know what you mean? At this point u might as well just say "frog pig" its not even that bad
@Beer4AGoodTime: Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. Just ask my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy.
@Maxine12333: Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home.