@Brentweets: I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular
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@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
@Mr_Kapowski: "Get your poop in a group" is a childish way of saying "get your shit together" but I prefer my take of "gather the pieces of your feces"
@toastymoe: Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.