@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.
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@AndyAsAdjective: captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir
@dafloydsta: Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
@Token_Geezer: Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers