@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.
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@shawnspree: It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head.
@Mr_Kapowski: Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register.
@UncleDuke1969: “You gotta try the lobs-” - I’ll should tell you… “Yes?” - We’re not having sex. “OK.” - What were you saying? “The chicken here’s great.”