@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.
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@fro_vo: [cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*
@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
@SodomyClown: If Romney wins I will punch a basket of newborn kittens one by one. Do you want that, America? Do you want kittens to get punched?