@badbanana: If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby.

@ThatEggChick: I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying.

@lisaxy424: Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try

@Alex_LaVallee: You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?

@iresurfaced: I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape.