@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
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@LuvPug: Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer.
@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.
@SergioValenCo: I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don't like her new haircut.
@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.