@HatfieldAnne: I will continue putting this peanut butter on the wrong side of each saltine until my demands are met.
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@zachreinert03: I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day
@marinhubka: "I'm not sure-" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*
@InternetHippo: What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea