@HatfieldAnne: I will continue putting this peanut butter on the wrong side of each saltine until my demands are met.
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@TheAlexNevil: Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort.
@UncleDuke1969: Her: I’m into gymnastics. Me: Me too. Her: What kind? Me: Parallel bars. Her: Wow! Me: Yup. I drink at this bar & the one across the street.
@TheRealRHB: Wife: Don't you think the yard needs to be mowed? (from my recliner I check google maps satellite view of our house) Me: It looks fine to me
@AaronFullerton: "Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture." -Whistler's Mother