@HatfieldAnne: I will continue putting this peanut butter on the wrong side of each saltine until my demands are met.
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@heymonroe: 14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career.
@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
@KatieBurnett: I don't get people who stay virgins until after marriage. Its like buying a car without having sex with it first