@HatfieldAnne: I will continue putting this peanut butter on the wrong side of each saltine until my demands are met.
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@david8hughes: Me: ugh. The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
@SkinnerSteven: BOSS: "Send that email to the client and copy me-" Me:*Boss voice* "Send that email to the client and copy me"