@IndigoCheese: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly.
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@NicestHippo: [high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life
@evidentlyblonde: Open an ice cream shop with flavors like "don't be sad," "they're not worth it," "you deserve better" and see if people don't flock right in
@Parentpains: She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit.
@jaggings: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep