@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.
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@babyblue0924: I'm really glad my dog doesn't tell anyone about the conversations we have together. Then people would really think I'm crazy.
@BuckyIsotope: Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking "are you gonna eat that?" during the procedures.
@Nicoleroxxu: One more glass of wine and my "only a lesbian from the waist up" rule is about to go out the window.