@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.
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@sofarrsogud: 'Sir, what causes a tsunami?' - Godzilla 'What about earthquakes?' - Godzilla 'And hurric..' - Godzilla -Me as a teacher
@leechee420: Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit.
@OhMyBlondie: If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here.