@form52: I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay
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@batkaren: HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No.
@juneohara65: I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee.
@Importantest: I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over.