@envydatropic: I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit
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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "The CAT scan results are in and they have confirmed my suspicions." Me: "Okay, I'm ready." Doctor: "You're not a cat."
@meganamram: I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food