@envydatropic: I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit
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@Underchilde: What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.
@trojansauce: ME:*lying*omg i have an identical twin too DATE:wow we should all meet up [cut to us at a house of mirrors] DATE: your brother is quiet
@greg_vee: I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now...