@Midgetspar: I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
@HispanicIcon: I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them.
@maughammom: Me: "Want a banana?" 3yo: "Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."