@Midgetspar: I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation.
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@Birdhumms: Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 25 yrs since my last confession, I sure hope you're seated comfortably.
@PandAmonnia: "YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*
@afloodofblood: Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice.