@drunkNnaughty: I will never miss you, because I'm a really good shooter.
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@amyjcordova: Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light
@cheeky__gal: It's disappointing when you watch a high school basketball game and no one turns into a werewolf.
@TheCatWhisprer: We save women and children first because the dads have to make sure all the lights are off and the thermostat is set appropriately.