@beefman138: I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists.
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@NicestHippo: If you're going to call people who aren't yet born "the unborn" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead "the undead"
@philgibson01: "This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash" What do you mean? "It's all denty"
@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
@LurkAtHomeMom: People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?