@adamhess1: I will never tire of sending random messages like this to random numbers
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@joeljeffrey: Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.
@cupcakelynda: Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god.
@lunasgarden_: I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway.