@dril: i will not close my account until the sport of golf is rightfully named "golfball" like the other ball sports
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@Travon: I'm opening a restaurant called "It doesn't matter, whatever you want" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there.
@continentlbkfst: boss : you’re gonna do the color commentary tonight ok [later] announcer: here goes jackson rounding 3rd me: and those pants are as mustard yellow as it gets folks
@markydoodoo: [eraser factory] BOSS: what makes u think ur right for the job? ME: *hands him blank piece of paper* I think my resumé speaks for itself