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@MyHairyLife: I will not eat a donut.
I will not eat a donut.
I will not eat...

I will not eat a third donut.
I will not eat a third donut.

I will not eat a donut. 
I will not eat a donut. 
I will not eat…

I will not eat a third donut. 
I will not eat a third donut.

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