@JimmerThatisAll: I will not rest until I've finished this nap!
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@Vodkantots: Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma'am? Me: No, I'm just dizzy b/c I'm having a heavy flow day. It's really clotty and... Cop: You're free to go.
@IvoryGazelle: healthy as a horse? they literally can't walk down the street without shitting themselves but sure, ok
@Cravin4: Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas