@Notoliviasteel: I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest
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@iamspacegirl: 'Nothing like a real book' I say 'The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!' My tree girlfriend's parents sway uncomfortably
@david8hughes: [describing criminal to sketch artist] "No, no his nose was a bit more avant-garde than that. His eyes suggested he'd lost a ladder."