@Notoliviasteel: I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest
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@GoldenSpirals: Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal.
@concretesledge_: The tag on this hot tub reads "6 man" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!
@MariyaAlexander: What kind of outfit says "I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you"?
@TwoSapphiresBlu: Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, "Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"