@ClearlyUnwell: I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control.
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@LaziestCanine: [on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear
@trishm426: Hey kids, please don't wash the 13 glasses you've already left in the sink. Just grab a clean one next time you're thirsty.
@thenatewolf: God's Assistant: really? Leather wings on a mouse's body? I think you're just in a bad mood. God: ALSO MAKE IT BLIND AND SCREECHING