@ClearlyUnwell: I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control.
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@SortaBad: Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?
@grimpossible: If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life.
@LackOfShame: While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast.