@Concertina81: I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something.
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@TinaMav: How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
@RegularFred: Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.
@murrman5: since you're having surgery tomorrow, get here early and remember no eating after midnight "because of nausea?" no, because you're a gremlin
@ceejoyner: wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us