@Storminika: I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.
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@thedailymarker: Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man.
@simoncholland: Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
@TheTweetOfGod: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes.