@Storminika: I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.
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@WheelTod: Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it.
@SamuelHLowe: - Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often.
@lemonmartinis: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll