@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
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@SamDelanche: Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a "trust fall" if it worked every time.
@Donnie_Fairburn: [First day as a superhero] Oh hell yeah! *sees a crime happening* Already? Ok... *the bad guy looks really mean* Umm, I'll get the next one
@Mellicubed: My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down.