@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
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@kevinseccia: The Flash is lucky because he can run real fast but also because he lives in a world where every problem can be solved by running real fast.
@TylerComeOn: I parked in the "C" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof.
@brianbowman73: Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool.
@rhysjamesy: Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT.