@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
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@Dawn_M_: Don't date men who will hold open a door for you. Date men who will punch a squirrel in the face for chittering it's teeth at you.
@SteveKoehler22: Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did.
@Smooheed: Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower