@OhNoSheTwitnt: I wish airlines would stop calling it your "final destination" have they not seen those movies?
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@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.
@PinkCamoTO: *pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?
@BallsMcBallski: My boss: Are you on Twitter? Me: I've never heard of it. Is it a drug? Why would you ask? Am I acting funny? Maybe you're acting funny.