@OhNoSheTwitnt: I wish airlines would stop calling it your "final destination" have they not seen those movies?
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@jameslsutter: Imagine if Frodo was all "Sauron's bad, but Gandalf's done some morally gray stuff, too, so I'll stay home." Don't get eaten by orcs. Vote.
@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@MarkAgee: My mother-in-law's text alert is an entire song. Starting to think my father-in-law's rage isn't really from Vietnam.
@nPhelendriqal: This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*