@__candypants: I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.
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@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
@Moronyc: I'm tired of writing "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone
@TheTweetOfGod: Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS.