@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand
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@shawnspree: It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head.
@truegritrumble: HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls.
@samfromks: I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself.