@Thee_Mikey_B: I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell.
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@kevinseccia: I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal.
@SarcasticAlly12: God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot
@1Happytwit: I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work.