@ImKevinito: I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt.
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@hbreaker9999: My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
@chimneyspotter: DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no