@just1fool: I wish "friends with benefits" meant your friends paid all of your bills.
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@punmagnate: What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare
@JH_Moncrieff: "I don't understand...we're a grocery store. Do we really need an editor on staff?" Yes. Yes, you do.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Test results are in, you might want to have a seat "I'd rather stand" Are you sure? You have "Falls Down When Gets Bad News" disease *Thud*
@SadieSkyNinja: I love going to the gym this time of year because I'm a perfect example of what years of neglect and nachos can do to a body.