@just1fool: I wish "friends with benefits" meant your friends paid all of your bills.
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@psybermonkey: [Dinner table] Son: no! I don't wanna! Me: you want to be like Popeye don't ya? Son: ...yeah Me: then hold still for this anchor tattoo.
@slimmy_shady: This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister
@TheTweetOfGod: The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.