@TheGladStork: I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look. Horses."
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@3sunzzz: Sorry I'm late. I had trouble getting my hedgehog into her sweater vest. She was being a little prick.
@roxiqt: ME: It's been suggested that you are the average of the 5 people that you spend the most time around. Over time, you actually become similar to them. ZOOKEEPER: Get out of the penguin exhibit or I am calling the cops.
@LorieGZ: I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I'm too excited to wait at home so I'm camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?
@too_chihuahua: Dad I'm gay *Dad rips newspaper* "WHAT" I like guys dad "Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"