@MikeDrucker: I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person.
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@Nikkeya08: I tried playing dead to see how my 6 yr old would react... turns out if i die he'll poke me and go down stairs and eat chips...
@Sickayduh: Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian
@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.