@Nikkeya08: I tried playing dead to see how my 6 yr old would react... turns out if i die he'll poke me and go down stairs and eat chips...
@commuter_haiku: Watching a special
about climate change. Oh, wait.
This is a window.
@Sickayduh: Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian
@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
@Coolisiana: (Ad for a baby)
• gently used
• can't even kill you
• doesn't shed
• poops on a learning curve
• goes from 0-60 in roughly 60 years
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