@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
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@dazedandsincere: My mom just told me she's been watching that "Game of Thongs" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong.
@TheToddWilliams: [desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free
@dril: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
@OldSpookMan: I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, "Are you the opposite sex, or am I."