@DanielEdison_: I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.
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@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.
@briangaar: The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an "I'm cooler than you" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me
@UncleBob56: Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! *Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume.
@daemonic3: PROLOGUE: This novel is based on a true story AMATEURLOGUE: This stuff is like for reals or something