@noog: I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch.
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@MichaelTrying: As an atheist I don’t receive many xmas cards and the ones I do disproportionately say “may God have mercy on your soul.”
@darkpassenger74: I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket
@simoncholland: Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
@weinerdog4life: There is a button on my microwave that says "super clown" and I do not ever push that button