@noog: I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch.
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@That_Damn_Duck: Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle.
@PersianCeltic: When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network "HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"
@AtticusFinch79: [murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast