@ElKnuckelhombre: I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater.
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@MatCro: GF: I'm moving out if you don't stop pretending you work at a supermarket. ME: Ok. Do you need any help with your packing?
@bobbiejo448: Marijuana does have an adverse effect on my spelling skills. It's to the point that Google even knows when I'm high.
@o__0Dev: Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better.
@Peauxtassium: I’ve always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect.