@ElKnuckelhombre: I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater.
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@nattylumpo88: Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"
@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.