@ElKnuckelhombre: I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater.
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@Furry_Beaver: I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please.
@JimmerThatisAll: I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste.
@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.