@prodigalsam: "I wish I had more time to read" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode.
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@shadygrenade: "30 shots of espresso NOW." *barista's eyes widen* Whoa what do you do for a living? "I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*