@Milla_Jacobs: I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open
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@michaelianblack: Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the "intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist" wing of the Democratic Party.
@Liffonmelsmork: It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them
@PS_IRuddYou: If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI.