@Milla_Jacobs: I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open
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@TheMichaelRock: How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves.
@TheGoodGodAbove: It’s 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it’s also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you.
@protolalia: Me: One day I took my friend- Him: Wait, you have a friend? Me: Yes Him: Wow, ok, go on Me: So I took my friend to the vet for her shots and